Skyfall

Chicken Little (2005)

Rating: G

Runtime: 81 minutes

Princess/Heroine: none

Prince/Hero: Chicken Little

Sidekicks: Abby Mallard, Fish Out of Water, Runt of the Litter, Kirby, Foxy Loxy

Villain: none

Music: “All I Know”, “One Little Slip”

Rating—out of 5 Mickey Mouse ears: 0 ears. Fitting, because a 0 looks like an egg. A little chicken egg.

Oh crap, another movie without a princess or a villain. Chicken Little was cute, but not that funny a character. There were lots of sidekicks to follow, but none of them really stood out. They just all had their own really bad jokes. With no princess or villain to write about, that just leaves the music. The Barenaked Ladies and Five for Fighting supply us with two forgettable songs ... kind of like their actual careers. I must apologize to my friend Rebecca (a huge BNL fan), but it’s true.

I think the roughest three Disney movie stretch is over (Brother Bear, Home on the Range, and Chicken Little), so it’s pretty much smooth sailing from here on. Only six more movies to go! As for this movie’s fate in the bracket, I am sure that it will fall from the sky pretty early. Now I am off to eat Kraft dinner and buy really fancy ketchup.