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Monday, August 18, 2014

We're all gonna get laid



Caddyshack (1980)

Rating: R

Runtime: 98 minutes

Box Office (in today’s dollars): 113 million (approximately)

Characters: Ty Webb, Al Czervik, Carl Spackler, Danny Noonan, Judge Smails, Bishop Pickering, Dr. Beeper, Tony D’Annunzio, Lacey Underall, Maggie O’Hooligan, Mitch Cumstein, The Gopher

Cool Stuff: Al Czervik’s golf bag

Cool Music: “I’m Alright”

Cool Quote: “Be the ball.”

People love playing the “what if” game. For me, I think Caddyshack is on the top of my “what if I had seen this movie as a teenager” list. I, like most every other 15-year-old boy, loved sports and the possibility of seeing a woman naked. This movie is 98 minutes of golf and sex. How I avoided seeing this movie until I was in my thirties is almost unexplainable. Would I have turned out differently? Would I have liked this movie more? We will never know.

This movie has enough characters to complete a couple of foursomes on the golf course. My favorite, of course, is Carl Spackler. I love me some Bill Murray! He is a Cinderella story, gopher assassin, and looper for the Dalai Lama all wrapped up into one hilarious groundskeeper. Ty Webb and Al Czervik are the typical jerk/get-the-girl kind of guys, and Lacy Underall and Maggie O’Hooligan are the hot/get-the-guy kind of girls. Oh, and there is a gopher that wrecks the golf course and dances to Kenny Loggins.

I think the coolest thing from the movie is Al Czervik’s golf bag. I was a semi-professional caddie in my younger days, and I totally would have wanted to carry a bag that had a stereo, t.v., and phone as well as beer on tap. There were also a couple of classic scenes from the movie: the Baby Ruth in the pool scene is a great prank to emulate, and the playing a round of golf in a thunderstorm scene (good idea on paper) is probably not something you would actually want to do for real.

One thing I found disturbing about the movie: Ty drugging Lacy’s drink (he didn’t have to, she was all over him)! I should discuss this topic (and others) with my buddy Tom. He is such a huge fan of the film; he even wrote out the script word by word to help him memorize it. Tom is the Mitch Cumstein of his time!

Next movie to review: Raiders of the Lost Ark

1 comment:

  1. My buddy Mike is adamant that this is the funniest movie of all time, and it's hard to argue against that. I'm not sure if Bill Murray has a single line of dialogue that I haven't quoted at least once in conversation. I remember watching this in college for the umpteenth time and having a crashing realization that Maggie from Caddyshack is also the dean's daughter from Animal House. Also, I never thought Ty was drugging Lacy. His place was a mess, and I always thought that he was just dumping some half gone waters together to make it look like a full water. Looks like I have a reason to rewatch it!

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